How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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