hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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