I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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