no, he came in my armpit
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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