I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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