In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Randomize
