The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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