she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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