apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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