i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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