guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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