I look better un-naked...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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