So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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