super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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