frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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