im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Its about making memories worth repressing
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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