Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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