your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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