Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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