idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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