If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The struggles of a small town man whore
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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