found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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