is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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