its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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