Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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