I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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