Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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