I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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