My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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