You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
