If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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