Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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