I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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