Apparently you make a good broom.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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