It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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