okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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