Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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