Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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