i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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