I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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