Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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