no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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