No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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