i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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