Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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