ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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