What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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