The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize