so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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