Your tits are I can't wait for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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