seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
