it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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